Reminds me of the Durham copper who was too sick to sit behind a desk at Bishop Auckland police station, but was fit enough to be a linesman at a Premier League football match.
"Therapeutic" the force said, in the same weasly words way as we've seen in this thread.
Then there was the still murky incident of the brand new Durham Police BMW caught speeding in Edinburgh on a weekend.
That was because the officer had to practice pursuits on different types of roads, despite being a County Durham copper.
It had nothing to do with the copper's son being at a private school in Edinburgh, and it being the first week of term.
Creating about the most feather-bedded job there is in terms of employment conditions also creates plenty of opportunities for lead swinging.
No doubt most coppers play the game, or at least manage to avoid being caught.