strange

[supercooper]

What was your strangest encounter ,accident or funniest thing you have seen whilst riding your bike :?: :?:

 

[raindog]

I swear this is true. Riding down a quiet country road about 20k from my house I overtook a dog trotting along the grass verge with a live chicken clamped in it's mouth. It looked dead pleased with itself. The dog I mean. I expect the chicken was a bit pissed off actually.

 

[cd365]

Cycling up a hill and a chap cycling down it wearing a WWII helmet!

 

[Kirstie]

A very tall and fat man dressed as a boy scout walking through the streets of Leyburn as proud as you like. He definitely meant to do it as all of his clothes fit him properly - he was wearing schoolboy style shorts too.

 

[coffeejo]

A couple in a car in the early stages of coitus gearstick-interruptus. And then another couple in the advanced stages of coitus grass-stainus.

 

[Sheffield_Tiger]

Flying round a blind corner as a kid on my Raleigh Commando and ending up perfectly wedging my front wheel in between the wheel and box-side of an elderly chap's home-built cycle trailer

No quick getaways, just me being sheepish as we battled to separate the two

 

[Kirstie]

A couple in a car in the early stages of coitus gearstick-interruptus. And then another couple in the advanced stages of coitus grass-stainus.

oh yes I'd forgotten about incidences of that type that I had seen;
bloke standing next to an open car door, facing into the car, with his trousers around his knees. Presumably someone was sitting in the seat facing outwards (you can guess the rest).
the classic 'steamed up car windows' and gentle rocking of said car parked in what they thought was a quiet country lane.
one of my friends was riding down a bridleway near to where he lived and passed a couple doing it doggy style over the fence, which was right on the edge of the bridleway.
then there's the cannock chase 'doggers', often encountered on night rides...they get very confused by powerful mtb lighting...

 

[Zoiders]

Ahem.

http://www.cyclechat.net/forum/53-riders-tales/

 

[threebikesmcginty]

then there's the cannock chase 'doggers', often encountered on night rides...they get very confused by powerful mtb lighting...

Yeah, show a bit of consideration - your lights are really bright!

 

[surfdude]

saw a women laying naked in a field of daffs the other day and some bloke taking photos of her .

 

[cyberknight]

Sorry nothing odd whilst cycling except the Owl who hooted this morning as i cycled past it was "wtf was that !!!" and trying to avoid baby rabbits who run across the cycle path .

Whilst at work as a milkman i have seen naked women in windows and a guy asleep at the side of the road using a speed bump as a pillow ....

 

[Reluctant cyclist]

Cycling up a hill and a chap cycling down it wearing a WWII helmet!

But in fairness it was 1939

 

[david1701]

saw a women laying naked in a field of daffs the other day and some bloke taking photos of her .

I probably knew him, I get deeply creeped out by the dodgy 'glamma' photographers I meet :s

 

[Sir Lurkalot]

I was sat at some traffic lights when a rather portly skinhead rode past on the pavement riding a cheap full suspension bike. As he peddled he bounced up and down, which looked really comical from the back.

My wife and I were laughing at this when there was a loud crash, a BMW had gone up the back of the car beside us. I can only assume he was distracted by the chubby skinheads progress!

 

[elan2011]

me and a mate once went through a phase of night time(in darkness) off road mtb riding, one night in total darkness we managed to lose our bike in the woods in pitch darkness after we stopped for something and he saw a rat, and for some reason we both legged it.

and when we had stopped running and laugh we found we had lost our bikes, took about ten minutes to find them again