Stay at home, OK. OK

[GetFatty]

That's Laughing Boy Whitty. Rumour has it he's had a personality bypass. That's not true. There is nothing to bypass.
He is a man obsessed with flow charts, statistics and with an all important mission to see that he gets blamed for nothing.
Teflon Whitty. Whatever goes wrong is never his fault, even though he's in charge.

His only concern is when will his knighthood come through.

Just a touch unfair to a bloke who has been putting in incredibly long days trying to advise complete numpties who think they know better than him just to keep you safe. I know that if I was him I'd have jacked it in quite a while ago. He is owed thanks from the nation

 

[Drago]

They should do an ad where Jason Statham threatens to come and slap us ablut if we go outdoors.

 

[stephec]

He's the guy who I'd like to see turn to Boris during a briefing and say, 'listen you farkwit I'm the expert here, so listen to what I'm saying and actually act on it.'

And then for a final flourish he could turn and point straight at the camera, 'and you listen as well or you're all farkwits.'

 

[steveinnorthants]

I too heard that over Christmas he was helping out in Covid wards, which made me have a lot more respect for him. Comes across as a very credible expert to me.

 

[mudsticks]

They should do an ad where Jason Statham threatens to come and slap us ablut if we go outdoors.

Jason Who??

 

[Juan Kog]

They should do an ad where Jason Statham threatens to come and slap us ablut if we go outdoors.

No Drago you should do the ad . Then people wouldn't just stay indoors, they would be hiding in the wardrobe or the cupboard under the stairs ..

 

[Rocky]

Jason Who??

He was a cricketer from Lancashire who played for England in the 1950s and 1960s. He bowled with Fiery Fred.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

He was a cricketer from Lancashire who played for England in the 1950s and 1960s. He bowled with Fiery Fred.

Is his dad also a Doctor?

 

[mudsticks]

He was a cricketer from Lancashire who played for England in the 1950s and 1960s. He bowled with Fiery Fred.

Huzzah..

He sounds like just the sturdy sort of chap for the job.

When we're on such a sticky wicket as this..

 

[classic33]

Question for those who like to remind others what they feel we should be doing, otherwise we're just "idiots/farkwits". How are you qualified to make that judgement?

I've lived with a condition that has more people than I care to think about expressing their opinion of what I should be able to do. Every unplanned A&E visit has had at least one person telling me what I should be able to do.

Maybe you can list your qualifications, before dropping the insults in your posts.

 

[PK99]

That's Laughing Boy Whitty. Rumour has it he's had a personality bypass. That's not true. There is nothing to bypass.
He is a man obsessed with flow charts, statistics and with an all important mission to see that he gets blamed for nothing.
Teflon Whitty. Whatever goes wrong is never his fault, even though he's in charge.

His only concern is when will his knighthood come through.

Is this a wind up, or are you really as sad a git as this post makes you appear?

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Mod note:

Closing this - I think the OP has, hopefully, got the drift.