stalking

[Cycling Naturalist]

Not 'proper' stalking, but several years ago in Stockholm, during the hot spell in the summer, I'd literally just follow any woman who caught my fancy, until, a) she became suspicious, or who went into a shop or office!

Never a shortage of good-looking women in Stockholm to stork!

How many of them ended up under your patio?

 

[Dayvo]

In Sweden, it's usually under the summerhouse.

Funnily enough, in Swedish they're called 'lust houses'!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

In Sweden, it's usually under the summerhouse.

I can just imagine an Ingmar Bergman film with someone silently digging a hole.