stalking

[Abitrary]

Has anyone ever been stalked before? I have - I won't go into to because it involved a person I liked who became mentally ill.

It is more common that you think because I have a very good friend, who's not all that, who had a prolonged scarily funny stalking experience as well.

If I'm honest, I've never had so much scary life affirming fun than in the middle of some sort of stalking episode. It really does bring friends and communities together.

I've even got another friend who is completely sensible, and unassuming, and yet is a complete stalker who's had the police come to take him out of the gardens of his unsuspecting love interests more than once. And it just gives the rest of us the most wonderful giggle!!! Ah, stalking...

 

[cheadle hulme]

Not stalking as such but there was a girl who I'd slept with a few times but wasn't really interested in. She used to play Tracy Chapman's Fast car on continual repeat when we were doing it.

I'm rubbish at dealing with things properly so like a true man I just started ignoring her in the hope she would get the message.

She didn't though at pestered me for months and her friends accused me of ruining her exams and stuff.

She ended up going out with my brother for a bit but I think he just did that because she always had good weed.

 

[Abitrary]

Not stalking as such but there was a girl who I'd slept with a few times but wasn't really interested in. She used to play Tracy Chapman's Fast car on continual repeat when we were doing it.

I'm rubbish at dealing with things properly so like a true man I just started ignoring her in the hope she would get the message.

She didn't though at pestered me for months and her friends accused me of ruining her exams and stuff.

She ended up going out with my brother for a bit but I think he just did that because she always had good weed.

Did the police ever get involved? Very nice story but I think I'm going to have to lay down some rules early on.

 

[cheadle hulme]

No police involvement, just disdainful looks from her mates.

 

[Abitrary]

Furry muff. I'll class that as a semi-stalk.

 

[rich p]

Do you mean 'storking', where a bird stands on one leg?

 

[Kovu]

I had a lad (my age, knew him quite well) who used to follow me home, followed me at school, got jealous and threatened guy who talked to me, and then after that he wondered why i didnt like him!

 

[oxbob]

Is "tomming" stalking?

 

[Abitrary]

Do you mean 'storking', where a bird stands on one leg?

It really just means whatever you want it to mean, my strange disturbed friend.

 

[cheadle hulme]

Is "tomming" stalking?

Tomming 1 up, 1 down
To walk around naked except for boxer shorts, with your cock hanging through the crotch opening
Tom walked through a very populated dorm one night whilst drunk, and his cock was hanging out. Therefore, we call it Tomming.


Sounds different to me.

 

[oxbob]

Tomming 1 up, 1 down
To walk around naked except for boxer shorts, with your cock hanging through the crotch opening
Tom walked through a very populated dorm one night whilst drunk, and his cock was hanging out. Therefore, we call it Tomming.


Sounds different to me.

Nooooooo, Tommin as in dark cold november nights, balaclava's thermos of soup, binoculars dark loose clothing

 

[longers]

"Tomming" sounds like backstreet cat neutering with a pair of bricks.

 

[cheadle hulme]

Restraining order

http://xkcd.com/415/

 

[oxbob]

"Tomming" sounds like backstreet cat neutering with a pair of bricks.

 

[Dayvo]

Not 'proper' stalking, but several years ago in Stockholm, during the hot spell in the summer, I'd literally just follow any woman who caught my fancy, until, a) she became suspicious, or who went into a shop or office!

Never a shortage of good-looking women in Stockholm to stork!