YES! Got the "§$%&/() working again.*
IGNORE the video above unless the klickbox is already off the bike. This one is much better, but unfortunately in German:
The two important points if anyone finds this thread because of a similar problem:
On a modern Klickbox (Blue or red wheel centre) Don't take it off the axle if possible because it's under tension. If you do, you to reset it by running the wire around the wheel twice before pulling it into place, or as I did, by turning the brass crimp centre with a 7mm spanner and then shove it back on the axle so it's held in tension.
On an old klickbox the distance from the metal tensioning screw to the crimp should be 68.50mm.
On a new 5 spd Klickbox the distance from the plastic tensioner is 80mm
On a new 7 spd klickbox the distance is 90mm
I'll probably try adding half a mm to that next time because I had to turn the tensioner right to the extreme to set the gears. I'll also try and do a tutorial next time. However, right now I'm just glad to get it working....
*That's how pleased I am: I just used my annual exclamation mark...