Squirrels...

[Eat MY Dust]

Hmmm, you may have a point. That along with all the people that I have sadistically murdered.

I'm sure the deserved it. You know the kind of people. The ones that don't hold the door open for you, don't say thanks in the shop when you pay them, people that bump into you in the street and don't grovel for forgiveness, men who wear pink shirts, squirrel lovers, those kind of folks!!

 

[johnnyh]

You've seen "Falling Down" ...

 

[papercorn2000]

I'm sure the deserved it. You know the kind of people. The ones that don't hold the door open for you, don't say thanks in the shop when you pay them, people that bump into you in the street and don't grovel for forgiveness, men who wear pink shirts, squirrel lovers, those kind of folks!!

You are a very understanding person. Will you be my friend?

 

[Eat MY Dust]

Your not writing this from a German prison cell and your real name isn't Armin Meiwes by any chance?

 

[HLaB]

I think if its a evil grey squirrel thats OK

 

[papercorn2000]

Your not writing this from a German prison cell and your real name isn't Armin Meiwes by any chance?

I called round for you on Saturday (I know where you live) but you weren't in. You are now no longer my friend.

 

[Eat MY Dust]

I called round for you on Saturday (I know where you live) but you weren't in. You are now no longer my friend.

I was trying to come up with a funny retort, but all I managed was "hah, so it was only me that enjoyed my penis at the weekend" but that just doesn't sound right!!!

 

[Arch]

So, did the squirrel get dispatched and eaten?

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

S'probably still there running a small tin cup along the bars of the trap trying to get some attention...

 

[papercorn2000]

Yes and yes.

Will EMD fit into my trap? Watch this space and find out...