Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
I got into sport by trying to avoid it at school...
We could get out of school sports if we wanted to do a sport at the local leisure centre that wasn't available at school, so me and a mate took up squash to avoid school sports
We loved it!
I recall one sport avoidance attempt at school was cycling. Me and a mate claimed cycling was a sport (what preposterous idea
