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Dogtrousers

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I got into sport by trying to avoid it at school...

We could get out of school sports if we wanted to do a sport at the local leisure centre that wasn't available at school, so me and a mate took up squash to avoid school sports

We loved it!

I recall one sport avoidance attempt at school was cycling. Me and a mate claimed cycling was a sport (what preposterous idea ;) ) and asked if we could to go off for a ride. We would probably have done a decent distance as we regularly rode 50+ miles together at weekends. But no, permission not granted. So it was back to the main curriculum sports: skiving and disrupting.
 
I absolutely love the Olympics and other athletics, but yes, have to admit that a few months later I have usually forgotten who won what unless it was something really special like Josh Kerr beating Jakob Ingebrigtsen or similar.

I'd probably be equally impressed if I knew who either of these people are.
 
I recall one sport avoidance attempt at school was cycling. Me and a mate claimed cycling was a sport (what preposterous idea ;) ) and asked if we could to go off for a ride. We would probably have done a decent distance as we regularly rode 50+ miles together at weekends. But no, permission not granted. So it was back to the main curriculum sports: skiving and disrupting.

That would be considered dangerous levels of initiative in my old school, especially by the sports teachers, who were (and I'm speaking of a specific group here, not generally) largely as dense as a box of rocks, with a little less empathy.
 

yello

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In my day, at school in NZ, sport was something you just did. Back then anyway, maybe it's changed now. It was kinda normal, it didn't really matter if you were rubbish at it. I never threatend 1st team selection at cricket. I wasn't a natural rugby player (my college didn't have a football team) but I played it. Some didn't take part, sure, but most did.
 

Dogtrousers

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That would be considered dangerous levels of initiative in my old school, especially by the sports teachers, who were (and I'm speaking of a specific group here, not generally) largely as dense as a box of rocks, with a little less empathy.

They were probably right not to allow it though. Thinking about it now, there's no way we would have gone for a ride when we were supposed to be going for a ride. That would have been letting them win. We'd have gone to the cafe in the station and played cards, or some such.
 
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Dogtrousers

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Speed walking has got to be the most pointless of sports.
Just run normally.

Famous race-walking Labour politicians: No. 1, Dennis Skinner
 
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