Don't agree with much of that Noodley.
Take out the '
nobbers with little experience of group riding that are a PITA, or nobbers who think they are racing but don't have enough balls to race properly, or nobbers who think cos they have seen some bloke on drugs riding their bike in France that they can **** about and cause annoyance to others' and what is left? likely, just the guys who want to race and time trial who can do that every weekend in their various clubs.
A sportive is generally a non competitive event with a few distances for
various abilities.
For many entrants, a sportive is their chance to be wiggo for the day, to see if they can actually ride the distance they have entered, to see if they like riding in a group. Sure, they will wobble about, move without signals, take the wrong lines, dress innapropriately, struggle with puncture repairs but riding in a friendly group is one of the best places to gain that experience.
After my first sportive last year, i'm sure i was all of the above that you complain about, but i completed my longest ever distance in great company and loved every second of it. Most importantly i felt 10 feet tall back in the pub telling anyone who would listen how enjoyable it was.
Don't be too harsh on us amateurs mate
IME of course