mudsticks
Obviously an Aubergine
I can't swallow all my saliva, due to me having only half a neck,half a tongue and that dangly thing missing at the back of the throat. Spitting into a paper hanky is difficult when going downhill at 40mph!
Oh, OK, you're excused on account of extraordinary, physical circumstances.
Just make sure you're well out of the way of others, when you 'perform' OK??
I used to go down hills very fast too.
My knees have since asked me to slow up a bit, on account of not liking storing that much gravel subcutaneously.