Something for the weekend sir?

[FrankCrank]

At school we had a lad in class named John, no real surprise I suppose.
In the Technical Drawing class it was the custom to ask him 'can I borrow your rubber Johnny'
He grew tired of that one, but we never did

 

[biggs682]

And this is why I enjoy cycle chat

 

[Beebo]

I imagine that was how they came to be sold by barbers.

And then coin operated machines in the gents.
No human contact require.

 

[Dave7]

In the 70s I worked in a factory and one guy had a large wooden box.....from which he would sell all sorts of items, including Durex. Strangely the bosses know and didn't object.

 

[Electric_Andy]

And then coin operated machines

My sister and Mum took my Gran shopping one day, and they were in the toilets of the shopping centre. Mum and Sister saw 2 ladies gigling and looking at my Gran (who was partially sighted) and wondered what was so funny. They turned around to see my Gran waving her wet hands underneath the Tampax machine

 

[Drago]

a large wooden box.....

I think I dated his sister!

 

[presta]

And then coin operated machines in the gents.

The takings from those is known as Johnny Cash.

 

[Drago]

...Johnny...

You can bet he gets ribbed a lot for that.

 

[presta]

My sister and Mum took my Gran shopping one day, and they were in the toilets of the shopping centre. Mum and Sister saw 2 ladies gigling and looking at my Gran (who was partially sighted) and wondered what was so funny. They turned around to see my Gran waving her wet hands underneath the Tampax machine

Could be worse.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQthwyF2LqY

 

[stephec]

And then coin operated machines in the gents.
No human contact require.

Not when you're first buying them anyway.

 

[DRM]

View: https://youtu.be/GJ2X9SANsME?si=1OaitO0foup6EGnh

 

[DRM]

Also in that song by, iirc Lesley Gore, It's My Party, nobody knew where her johnny had gone, she probably lost in the lining of her handbag !!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Now I've discovered that they have a Use By date!

Time to throw away your 1979 ones…

 

[ColinJ]

Time to throw away your 1979 ones…

No need for 'em - I am well past MY Use By date...

 

[mistyoptic]

And then coin operated machines in the gents.
No human contact require.

Always made me chuckle that the machines often sold Anadin as well