When me Dad died, he was cremated and his ashes were on the mantlepiece for a while.
One afternoon, my two brothers and I decided to take his ashes and scatter half of them atop Indain's Head, a hill in saddleworth- a place he and we loved dearly. Apart from choking on his ashes in the back-blowing wind, It was a good day, with humour, beer and semi-nakedness. I took the other half of his ashes home, with the intention of putting him in the garden or park or something.
That night, I had my first (and only) migraine. I was crippled. couldn't move. Never had one since.
Woke up to find we'd (my sister and I; we were looking after his house at the time) been burgled. The cheeky smackhead little fuc&s, along with a bit of money and trinkets, had stolen the other half of my dad that I had left in the rucksack. bugger.
A sad story to some, but for some reason, still makes me laugh. me Dad would have laughed at the thought of some little nob trying to smoke his ashes or something.
Got the bastards back though.