So, Waffly as the proverbial is out in the open..

[Baggy]

Whilst the compliment is appreciated, I'm a middle-aged, overweight matron of the parish. Here's something more like the real me Enjoy the nightmares

"Ooh, she's been to the doctor for one o' them hystericalrectomys"



And I think you look more like your older pics than the bbc version...

 

[Abitrary]

Whilst the compliment is appreciated, I'm a middle-aged, overweight matron of the parish. Here's something more like the real me Enjoy the nightmares

No, no... I understand. And in a moment of clarity I realised what you were all about.

You shall not be receiving any more unwelcome compliments from a poster of my calibre.

 

[LLB]

Whilst the compliment is appreciated, I'm a middle-aged, overweight matron of the parish. Here's something more like the real me Enjoy the nightmares

So who are you more like Les Dawson or Roy Barraclough ?

 

[wafflycat]

"Ooh, she's been to the doctor for one o' them hystericalrectomys"



And I think you look more like your older pics than the bbc version...

Oh I had my hysterical rectum done many years ago...

*plumps up bosum*
*adjusts curlers*

 

[Baggy]

*plumps up bosum*
*adjusts curlers*

*purses lips*
*folds arms over bosom*

 

[wafflycat]

Port and lemon, dear? It's my turn.

 

[Noodley]

Any chance of a waffly/baggy beesooomba shot?

 

[Baggy]

Ooh, young men today!
<gives Noodley a friendly thump with a meaty Nana arm>

 

[Abitrary]

Ooh, young men today!
<gives Noodley a friendly thump with a meaty Nana arm>

Noodley is a scottish OAP with a bingo problem.

Give him a cheap cigar and a hand job and he will not darken our lives again.

 

[Noodley]

Noodley is a scottish OAP with a bingo problem.

Give him a cheap cigar and a hand job and he will not darken our lives again.

Never mind the cigar....

..or the hand job to be honest. Too much of an effort.

Bingo will do me fine.

 

[Baggy]

Bingo will do me fine.

Two fat ladies would probably do you fine

 

[Noodley]

Two fat ladies would probably do you fine

:?:

 

[Baggy]

See where leaving the loo seat down gets you

I did cackle immoderately at Abitrary's post though.

 

[Chuffy]

See where leaving the loo seat down gets you

I did cackle immoderately at Abitrary's post though.

She's not joking. It was like blue comedian night at the Fishwives Social Club here...