Slugs....

[Elmer Fudd]

OK, Latest research has shown Gordon Brown is only 43% slug and not 63% as first thought.

Thats wrong, 43% thought he was a slug, 63% thought he wasn't a slug. The 6% discrepency is the people that shouldn't actually be in this country (let us not forget, Labour has a grasp on statistics or mathematical formulae, like a Panda has a grasp on a bamboo stick, they can't get at the fiddly bits, so they drop it and move on.) but they will vote Labour (not the Pandas, too intelligent).

 

[Johnny Thin]

Don't try that with a dog turd, though!
And I'm NOT speaking from experience!

I just read a book - The Fourth Hand by John Irving - where one of the characters does exactly that, with a lacrosse stick, as he has a sh*t-eating dog and a phobia about dog turds.

 

[purpleR]

Strange as it may seem: Gordon Brown, half-slug-half-man, is a much more pleasant image to go to bed with than 500 slug eggs in a buggy. Thanks!

 

[Keith Oates]

I can see nothing even remotely pleasant about going to bed with Gordon Brown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!