Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
Pinot has been a favourite of mine ever since he first appeared, because my sister used to have a dog called Thibaut. Well, the dog was actually called Thibeaux, but it's pronounced the same and I don't suppose he[1] could spell. I included him[2] in my fantasy TdF team last year on this basis, which in retrospect wasn't a stroke of genius.
[1] The dog, not Pinot. I'm sure Pinot is perfectly literate.
[2] Pinot, not the dog. The dog is dead now. And could never have reached the pedals when alive.
[1] The dog, not Pinot. I'm sure Pinot is perfectly literate.
[2] Pinot, not the dog. The dog is dead now. And could never have reached the pedals when alive.