Methinks the man protesteth too much ...Actually you're not - you happen to be standing next to Steve H who is about 6' 5" tall (literally)!
I shrunk you width-wise in that one!
What's the verdict ?
There is only one suitable punishment for Mr J after this, and that is to post a totally un-altered picture of him,that doesn't capture him in his best light
The only trouble is ... we've seen that pic before ...