Six questions to last a night out

[peanut]

are you part of the problem or solution ?
can I give you a croggy home ?

 

[Dayvo]

'But seriously, have you ever been assaulted with a fish?'

'No, I don't mean in the buff, I mean wearing one! Honestly'

 

[Noodley]

Right, I shall endeavor to refer to myself in the 3rd person and ask questions related to bee sweat, cake eating, arse size, inappropriate choice of clothing, fish assaults and the occupation of family members. That should get me through the evening. And ensure plenty of time on my own for beer drinking

 

[fossyant]

Oh you'll get that acting like suggested..... why not just swill loads down and don't care

 

[Mr Pig]

Are you trying to pull? Apparently the best thing a guy can say to a girl is "I think you are really interesting and I'd like to get to know you better."

The best thing a girl can say to a guy is...anything at all! ;0)

 

[Carwash]

Which end of the bath do you sit at?

 

[BigonaBianchi]

the best thing about your dress is whats inside it

 

[TVC]

Ask "Do you do it on a first date?"

If the answer is no then move on, she's clearly a time waster.

<sits back and waits for feminine bother>

 

[sam1995]

why dont you ask the most random thing that comes into your head!

 

[sam1995]

i know
ask "would i be the first to say you look like the grinch????"

 

[spandex]

Did you know I have a fish in my pocket

 

[gratts]

"Where's the pie?"

Once you've found said pie stay put for the rest of the evening, ignoring conversation and eating pie.

 

[magnatom]

Would you like to see my helmet camera?.....

 

[spandex]

Would you like to see my Headset It is a big one!

 

[Noodley]

Turned out an excellent night. Plenty of 'dad dancing' and I got away with asking a few questions as well....