Six questions to last a night out

[Noodley]

I'm off to a work Christmas night out tonight (Saturday) and have decided in order to have the best time possible I need to limit my conversations to a maximum of six topics. I need opening questions which I can use when I am eating and when I am dancing to see me through. The questions have to be able to be asked in both situations so "you're not much of a dancer are you?" would not work if it's still meal time.

So hit me with your suggestions. I promise to use them

 

[buggi]

Do you come 'ere often?

 

[Kestevan]

Do you think I'm only talking to you cos I'm pissed?

 

[Ashtrayhead]

What's your favourite pie?

 

[oxbob]

Are you going to finish that pie or not?

 

[Aperitif]

"Do you use internet forums at all?"
"Are you 'taking it easy' over Christmas?"
"Do you remember when students used to deliver the post?"
"Have you heard of Pan's People?"
"Can you dance or are you point, click, clap and shuffle?"
"How long have you been working for xxxx ..?"

Good luck, and when you are tripping the light fantastic and throwing all sorts of shapes on the dance floor, think of the stalwarts of CycxleChat hard at work keeping the home fires burning etc etc...

 

[rich p]

Do you believe the age difference should matter though?

Did you eat all the pies?

I'm a very very popular member of a cycling forum full of middle aged old farts. Do you do anything interesting?

Does your husband understand you?

Are they real?

So, do you think Nietschze made Nazism inevitable or could it have developed without the cocept of the ubermensch?

 

[longers]

Do bees sweat?

 

[Aperitif]

Do bees sweat?

To which 'she' replies: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn..." eliciting the response:
"Sorry luv, my name's Noodley, not Frank Lee. Have you put on weight recently?"

Don't understand who you could possibly be thinking of rich...middle aged old farts indeed. (sad but true... )

 

[mr Mag00]

full of middle aged old farts.

i am not part of this population

 

[snakehips]

How much do you like cake?

 

[longers]

Does my bum look big in this?

A good icebreaker.


Does your Dad own a brewery?

You never know where this could lead you.

 

[longers]

Referring to yourself in the third person for the evening would bring a smile to my face .

 

[colly]

Why did you wear that? It makes your bum look big.

Ok it isn't promising but it will at least get a reaction and guarantees you will be remembered.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Would you mind if I shagged your wife?