Silent Witness last night on BBC1

[Pete]

I sympathise wholeheartedly with your dilemma. Reminds me of a celebrated Tony Hancock episode. Perhaps you should take up listening to Schubert for a change?

 

[rich p]

Patrick, I also missed part 2 but I'm none the wiser now! The female pathologist is quite hmmmm (knobbable), n'est-ce pas?

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Channel 5ive are running a sister series in which criminals are identified by a psychopath who is prone to bouts of physical rage. It's called Violent Witness.

 

[Twenty Inch]

There's a similar programme on SOuthampton local TV. Called Solent Witness.

 

[rich p]

Channel 5ive are running a sister series in which criminals are identified by a psychopath who is prone to bouts of physical rage. It's called Violent Witness.

I don't wish to cast aspersions but that avatar of yours is a bit of a camp dancer

 

[papercorn2000]

Ch4 do an really crap programme about an eedjit who says nothing. It's called Silent Witless.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Tyne Tees ran a short spin-off about a person who regarded crimes happening and then provided clear and understandable descriptions of what had occurred. It was called Salient Witness.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

I don't wish to cast aspersions but that avatar of yours is a bit of a camp dancer

My money says yours is too

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Sky TV have a series on criminal interior design hosted by Laurence Lewellan Bowen called Violet Witness

 

[Twenty Inch]

Oop north they do a programme about a female police officer called Sally, who is usually responsible for accompanying witnesses. It's called "Sally 'n't Witness".

 

[rich p]

My money says yours is too

Quite right, we're all as camp as a row of tents down here!

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Sky also has a series about a very kind and gentle man who suffers with constipation called Mild 'n Shitless

 

[Twenty Inch]

...a recent documentary about an sudden epidemic of deafness in Cheshire, called Silent Widnes....

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Patrick, I also missed part 2 but I'm none the wiser now! The female pathologist is quite hmmmm (knobbable), n'est-ce pas?

It had occurred to me that male corpses might suddenly spring to life.

 

[rich p]

Mines not actually a corpse it's just lying dormant more often these days.