Signs you are getting a bit obsessed about cycling

[Sillyoldman]

When all your birthday cards have a bike on them

 

[User32269]

When your wife buys you porn to stop you drooling over unusual 1970's chainstays...

 

[User16625]

You buy deep section or disc wheels simply because "they look awsome" rather than to shave 37 nanoseconds off your average 11 mile commute time.

 

[PaulSecteur]

When you spend more on tyres and stuff to service your bike than your car service and tyres.

 

[classic33]

When you get home soaked to the bone, then proceed to dry the bike first

And?

 

[ianrauk]

When all your birthday cards have a bike on them

...or on socks and hankies...

 

[Pale Rider]

When you spend more time cleaning the bike than you do the car.

 

[ianrauk]

When you spend more time cleaning the bike than you do the car.

The car get's cleaned once or twice a year... at most

 

[Bollo]

Three from very recent experience...

Giving a flick of the elbow to a driver following behind.
Saying to wife and daughter "car back" when they were walking on the road due to a narrow pavement.
Estimating the % incline whenever you're walking or driving up a hill.

 

[Dogtrousers]

The car get's cleaned once or twice a year... at most

My car gets cleaned about that often ... by the dodgy geezers in Sainsbury's car park. Who I would not trust with my bike!!

 

[Nibor]

62.14 miles, surely?

When you ride up and down the road to round it up to the next mile.

 

[Dogtrousers]

When you ride up and down the road to round it up to the next mile.

Well, actually you need to be more careful than this, because the distance shown on the trip computer may be longer than the distance of the exported GPX file. So your 100 km (or mile) ride may end up as 99.9 when the track is exported, and that would be a disaster. This may necessitate 20 or so laps of the railway station car park, just to make sure. And a couple more, to make double sure.

Obsessive? Me?

 

[Nibor]

When your wife buys you porn to stop you drooling over unusual 1970's chainstays...

A whole new meaning to perusing my Hetchins sic

 

[Nibor]

When your most expensive shirt is a cycling jersey and you bought that half price.

 

[fatjel]

When you break a clavicle 30 odd miles from home and make sure the bike is safely home before going to A&E.