(not helped by the fact my mate was just wearing bib shorts...... And he's a fat lad)
Is this normal where you live?
(not helped by the fact my mate was just wearing bib shorts...... And he's a fat lad)
Dress in the lycra
Put on a mexican wrestling mask
Wave a bottle of baby oil at her and wink/smile with a knowing look.
She wont care about you at all when shecalms downstops laughing.
FTFY x
well if the Mrs goes off dogging quite regularly she can hardly moan about the odd bike ride.
......I'll get mecoatdirty raincoat
I guess im lucky as it was my fiance that bought me my new bike, her way of telling me to shift a few lbs
Dog grooming. Sheesh. She has nothing to moan at you about. You win.
it will haunt me for the rest of my days.![]()
So she can go off and watch dogs shag and you can go for a nice bike ride.not just the grooming....the breeding and studding and showing.........it cost £500 to have a studding off an ex crufts winner the other day.......as well as the 4 hour drive......it was the first time i'd witnessed a professional dog studding......it will haunt me for the rest of my days.![]()