Sick to death with the PC Brigade

[Greedo]

Went swimming yesterday morning and there was a group of school kids getting lessons.

Had done a few lengths and was starting to get into my groove when I was stopped by the lifeguard and was then asked to go and speak to some police officers at reception.

Without knowing what was going on I was taken to the police station and left to rot in a cell for 12 hours without charge or without a crime.

Later once my lawyer appeared it emerged I had been swimming in my speedo shorts but unknown to me the "s" had fallen off my trunks when I was getting ready and some of the locals had taken issue with this.

Worlds gone mad!!!!

 

[Tharg2007]

that cant be real?

 

[Rab]

Brilliant, cheered me up that has

 

[gavintc]

This must be a wind up. It is not even spelt correctly!

I hate to think what will happen when my assos shorts lose some letters.

 

[Willow]

mm...

 

[Funtboy]

They should be out catching real criminals. You couldn't make it up!

 

[Maz]

You couldn't make it up!

But he just did!

 

[swee'pea99]

And they say some of us have no sense of humour...

 

[Mortiroloboy]

Went swimming yesterday morning and there was a group of school kids getting lessons.

Had done a few lengths and was starting to get into my groove when I was stopped by the lifeguard and was then asked to go and speak to some police officers at reception.

Without knowing what was going on I was taken to the police station and left to rot in a cell for 12 hours without charge or without a crime.

Later once my lawyer appeared it emerged I had been swimming in my speedo shorts but unknown to me the "s" had fallen off my trunks when I was getting ready and some of the locals had taken issue with this.

Worlds gone mad!!!!

Heard it before...But it still raises a smile

 

[Niall Estick]

Well if you insist on looking like this, then what do you expect?

 

[Funtboy]

But he just did!

No flies on you!

 

[Maz]

No flies on you!

Nor on the speedos...

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Went swimming yesterday morning and there was a group of school kids getting lessons.

Had done a few lengths and was starting to get into my groove when I was stopped by the lifeguard and was then asked to go and speak to some police officers at reception.

Without knowing what was going on I was taken to the police station and left to rot in a cell for 12 hours without charge or without a crime.

Later once my lawyer appeared it emerged I had been swimming in my speedo shorts but unknown to me the "s" had fallen off my trunks when I was getting ready and some of the locals had taken issue with this.

Worlds gone mad!!!!

You are Peter Adamson AICMFP.

 

[fossyant]

Very good !

 

[yello]

Out of interest, who are the PC Brigade... and does asking make me a member