I'm pathetic, no wait, pathetic isn't strong enough, I'm an embarrassing joke. All I wanted to do was put two new tyres and two new tubes in, should take, what, 20 mins? All afternoon...all bloody afternoon and three inner tubes exploded.
My mending broken finger is screaming with pain as I grappled with two new (and cold) Marathon tyres, only to get one on, pump it up and 'bang'. So I tried again and...yep, you guessed it, 'bang'.
The next time I tried (with the old tubes, 'cos both the new ones had exploded) I watched it inflate and aha, I get it, it's not sitting right at the valve, so pushed the valve upwards, re-seated the tyre and hooray, I did it...well, until I go to put it on the bike that is and I see on the sidewall >>>Rotation>>>...off the tyre comes again...and back on, with said finger bashed about some more...only to put it on, exactly the same way it was before.
Well the next time I cracked it...so on to the other one, went well, I'm an expert now, pumped up tyre, watched the side wall and 'bang' ...off to
Halfords for more spare tubes, back again, tyre off, tyre on 'checks for bulges', pump up tyre, check >>>Rotation', reassemble, easy, cracked it.
I'm scared of loud bangs now, think it might be post traumatic stress disorder or something.