(soon to be replaced with the Little England Euro-free Velocipeed Ownership Facts and Figures (L.E.E.V.O.F.F.)).
Don't tell Wee Kranky or she'll be banging on about independence again. Like she ever stops.....
Better to use the Full United Kingdom Ownership Facts and Figures (F.U.K.O.F.F.) measure. I'm looking forward to pointing people towards the index when they ask how far I've ridden.