@Ajax Bay
A bit more serious this morning after yesterdays humour before on the road again: is left/right, regarding forces, comparable in the 1st place? One can compare with the other only when they are mechanically seen symmetrical, and also all force vectors.
Also, this is hollowtech, the right crank is an integration with a mount for chainring(s), the left one is mounted by a clamp over a splined cilinder.
Judging right cranks construction based on left crank cases is not really justified.
You said that an inspection resulted in an OK, and yet it failed afterwards.
I don't really understand that inspection round, no external signs of coming loose doesn't imply not any surface disattached.
To be sure, one would need to try to break the crank, a sacrificing inspection - it doesn't make sense.
The cranks construction isn't reliable, nothing less than that. You can't trust it, including after an external inspection.
Which is a rather unpretty situation, you ride around knowing that a crank may suddenly fail, and you have to inspect it frequently enough to avoid stuck along the road.
https://www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2023/Shimano-Recalls-Cranksets-for-Bicycles-Due-to-Crash-Hazard
Remedy:
Consumers should immediately stop using the cranksets manufactured before July 1, 2019, and contact an authorized Shimano dealer to schedule a free crankset inspection. Only consumers whose cranksets show signs of bonding separation or delamination during the inspection will be provided a free replacement crankset and installation.
... but during the first ride after the inspection the first external sign may appear.
Maybe even more likely than before, since the unmounting handling and inspection themselves may have given the failure process a boost.
https://www.bikeradar.com/news/shimano-crankset-recall
It links a video showing the inspection:
The process covers three steps, as below. Shimano has also published a video running through the process.
View: https://youtu.be/mKMKsbts3t8?si=YcvYmjI1OC9dB56z
... but it is flagged as "private video", you need permission, a login, to view it?
Also there, about their replacement cranks:
How will replacement cranks differ?
Because these models have now been discontinued, Shimano says an affected crankset will be replaced with a new one that “uses the latest construction and bonding techniques
... so they had previous construction and bonding techniques.
... meaning that they changed these.
... meaning that they had reasons to do so.
... meaning that they were aware of the being faulty of their product.
Just logic, that is, no?
And even upto that statements time, they still don't want to explain people those reasons, the fault in their product.
Guys we didn't make our parts thick enough.
Guys we chosed a glue whoms bound is vulnerable to bicycle usage conditions.
Guys our spider frets away our glue.
... things like that, I would say, inflicting so many people such a hassle, deserves a technical explanation, but no, the latest of the latest fixed the fault people, trust us?