shag, marry, push off a cliff

[Sh4rkyBloke]

1. My wife
2. My wife
3. My father-in-law

Ditto.

I've never liked your Father-in-Law.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Shag - My Quantum Mechanics Lecturer from Uni (she was a complete Babe, and very clever too).

Marry - Britney Spears (it'd be interesting and she could pay me handsomely for the divorce a few days later)

Push off cliff - Bette Midler. Can't stand that woman. No idea why though, she just annoys me intensely.

 

[Aperitif]

The girl who played the lead in Slumdog Millionaire will do.
After I've sh*gged her, married and pushed her off a cliff I'll think of another one.

Perfect, organised thinking! 10/10

 

[Greedo]

Shag - Kim Kardashian
Marry - Mrs G (Wouldn't want to know someone this well again, although Christine Bleakley from The One Show is very like Mrs G in looks (if a slightly smaller gub) and personality)
Push of a cliff - I don't have 4 hours. Elton John would be first though! A more repulsive human being there never has been

 

[ChrisKH]

Shag - Kim Kardashian
Marry - Mrs G (Wouldn't want to know someone this well again, although Christine Bleakley from The One Show is very like Mrs G in looks (if a slightly smaller gub) and personality)
Push of a cliff - I don't have 4 hours. Elton John would be first though! A more repulsive human being there never has been

Hand in hand with David Furnish, no doubt.

 

[swee'pea99]

Catherine Zeta Jones (strictly during her 'Darling Buds of May' era)
Been there done that once is plenty thank you
Germaine Greer, Bonny Greer, that woman who commentates on Match of the Day

 

[iLB]

Shag- Kelly Brooks
Marry-Still looking
Push off a Cliff- Joe24

 

[Yanto]

Shag - Victoria Beckham
Marry - Vanessa Mae
Push off cliff - Gloria Hunniford

 

[Kovu]

shag; milo ventigilmia
marry; wentworth miller
push off a cliff; ilovebikes

 

[iLB]

shag; milo ventigilmia
marry; wentworth miller
push off a cliff; ilovebikes

oi

 

[Kovu]

oi

You'd never fill the other two spots, and not even a passing liking too, so chill man.

 

[MadoneRider1991]

SHAG - Jordan

Marry - Cameron Diaz

Push of cliff - Anthea turner

LOL

 

[Kovu]

Shag: My gf, obviously
marry: ilovebikes, Radius, YC(just to get in there little bummy gang and annoy them even more)
Push off a cliff: No-one really, i cant say them lot because if i did, i wouldnt have the people to annoy/argue with.
I love ilovebikes

Ohhh I'll go with that as well for my back up option
Except id shag Milo still. and still push ilovebikes off the cliff (a big one with rocks at the bottom I persume?)

 

[graham56]

Shag - Victoria Beckham

Would you like to borrow my Gregory Pecks? If there was ever a case for double bagging she has to be it.

Double bagging- one bag over her head, one over yours just in case hers falls off.

 

[rich p]

Pucker up bitch!

I thought I'd strayed onto the 'what do you look like' thread, Chuffers