shag, marry, push off a cliff

[got-to-get-fit]

SHAG - Jordan

Marry - Cameron Diaz

Push of cliff - Anthea turner

 

[Aperitif]

B)


Sounds like another 'Me! me! me!' thread to me gtgf...

 

[Mr Pig]

SHAG - Not fussy

Marry - What, again!!

Push of cliff - Everyone else.

 

[Crackle]

Poor Anthea has had to sell her 5 million mansion. She's only got one left now.

I'm free on Sunday afternoon to help with the pushing.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Jrdan????FFS sake man Noooooooooooo!!B)

 

[Plax]

Shag - Anthony Hopkins / Gabriel Byrne / Terry O'Quinn
Marry - Mr Plax
Push off a cliff - Jim Carey

 

[alecstilleyedye]

looks like mr plax may as well go down the pub tonight…

 

[got-to-get-fit]

Jrdan????FFS sake man Noooooooooooo!!B)

can you imagine how dirty though?

 

[ChrisKH]

Shag - Anything in a skirt (not Jordan though). Lindsay Lohan or Megan Fox will do (I watch way too many kids films)

Marry - Once is enough and more than satisfactory thank you.

Push off a cliff - Fred Goodwin (sir, my a~$e, - I know it's probably meant to be someone of the opposite sex but I can't think of anyone worthy. At a push Tamara Beckwith or any of the "It" girls, also Samantha Ronson. Maybe even Rihanna. Definitely Cheryl Cole. Colleen Mcloughlin, er that's it.)

 

[ChrisKH]

can you imagine how dirty though?

I think that's BOAB's point, surely.

 

[rich p]

The girl who played the lead in Slumdog Millionaire will do.
After I've sh*gged her, married and pushed her off a cliff I'll think of another one.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

can you imagine how dirty though?

actually I kind of respect her for being a pretty tough women and raising her kid etc...but she is the prime example of a girl that would turn my head once then I'd see through the tack and look away pdq. Nah, defo not my type.

Two who are my type though would be Demi Moore and Emma Bunton and Anna Kornikova...erm thats three...but I can live that.

Marry...wow... not a great time to think about that one but the answer is actually simple, I'd marry who I am married to already and try not to ballz it all up again.

Chuck off a cliff..myself sometimes. But that aside, I reckon Ex pres bush is due some payback

 

[Fnaar]

Shag: well, gawd, where to begin? OK, Cheryl Cole Or Mariella Frostrup Actuall, can I have the young PP Arnold please?
Marry: Zoe Ball
Push off cliff: Una Stubbs when she was a young lass. I'd push her off Cliff (Richard) so as I could do the bizniz with her

 

[Kirstie]

Shag - Daniel Craig
Marry- Mr Kirstie, who else?
Push off a cliff - Adolf Hitler or any other genocidal maniac.

 

[yorkshiregoth]

1. My wife
2. My wife
3. My father-in-law