sex, sex, sex!

[rich p]

Any salt and vinegar on that sir? Just a moment and Annette will be with you...

Is she the one in the fishnet stockings?

 

[PaulB]

Waiter, do you have frog's legs?
Yes sir.
Well leap over the counter and get me a drink.

 

[Melvil]

Waiter, do you have frog's legs?
Yes sir.
Well leap over the counter and get me a drink.

Boom Boom

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Ribbit.

There is a great deal of what my Mum once called 'licencious frogging' going on in the pond here at the environment centre. The frogs must think it's spring, at least!

Has the ice melted then?

 

[Arch]

Has the ice melted then?

Ice? Yeah, I suppose we had a little bit of that. Not as much as the South though....

 

[Chuffy]

The pheasant who comes to our garden had been puffing himself up and going 'I'M HERE. HERE I AM. I'M HERE' for the last few weeks. He isn't getting much action though.

 

[velocidad]

saw the thread title and then i read "ribbit" as rabbit, and thought it was going to be an ann summers type story

 

[GentleBenn]

The pheasant who comes to our garden had been puffing himself up and going 'I'M HERE. HERE I AM. I'M HERE' for the last few weeks. He isn't getting much action though.

Can you catch it, a talking pheasant !!! you'll make millions !

 

[Dave5N]

In my day young ladies didn't introduce the subject of sex in polite company, but waited for a gentleman to first raise the subject.

 

[Dave5N]

Thinking about it though, I've had sex in polite company and it was nothing to write home about.

On the other hand...