Sex, intrigue and the most exciting thread title!

[Mr Phoebus]

Girl moans helmet's too big.

 

[Chuffy]

Girl moans.

 

[papercorn2000]

"Girl" should work with most of the lechers on this board!

 

[Dayvo]

Should it be compulsory to wear a helmet?

 

[frog]

See Arch strip. . .




. wallpaper off living room walls . .

 

[red_tom]

Bike thief sues for injuries caused by 'impossible to ride' fixie.

 

[johnr]

Cyclist sues council over punctures and wins

 

[longers]

From Admin . . .

I've had an offer I can't refuse from BikeRadar.

 

[Smokin Joe]

HELP! Sister pregnant, was it me or my dad?

 

[cookiemonster]

That sounds like an episode of the Jeremy Kyle Show.

 

[Keith Oates]

The new C60!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Arch]

...but not as sensational as:
"Patrick Pregnant! Arch Flees".

or the unconnected:

"Arch pregnant. Patrick has fleas..."

I'm flattered to have appeared in so many suggestions (although I think Patrick wins if you assume he is the person referred to as "welsh lawyer")

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

I'm flattered to have appeared in so many suggestions

It's all those lonely males dreaming about you.

 

[Aint Skeered]

My post on the old C+ site had a huge response, I can't think why
In the pink, or up the stink?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

My post on the old C+ site had a huge response, I can't think why
In the pink, or up the stink?

You're definitely Ain't Skeered.