Several Pro cyclists are in fact Aliens

[Beebo]

These are my two fav quotes. It just shows the huge lenghts and academic rigueur the author has gone through to research his assertions that certain riders are aliens. Flying Monkey would be proud.

"I could not find a photo of Steve (Roche) in a royal Osiris pose. He is probably an alien and could be either a non-royal, or a Thothian. "
"I could not find a crossed arms pose for Cadel."

Yet despite this startling lack of eveidence he is still happy to call them aliens.


On the other hand The Diana / Morrissey website is quite funny. It was either written by a sane guy with an odd sense of humour and too much time on his hands, or a total nutter, I'm not sure which.

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

I reckon these guys/authors could win the TDF with the amount of drugs they are probably on

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Do Thothians come from Thothages?

 

[Pedrosanchezo]

It's either:

1) Quite witty and written from someone firmly with tongue in cheek. Probably @Boris Bajic.

2) Whole heartedly believed by the author and society really should think about having the "fruit cake" locked up - for the Armstrong doping explanation alone! Could think of a few on here.

3) A startling revelation into a MIB style world where we share the planet with ET type creatures who come out to each other via the secret code of "crossing" their arms.

I just can't decide which one.

 

[hopless500]

It's either:

1) Quite witty and written from someone firmly with tongue in cheek. Probably @Boris Bajic.

2) Whole heartedly believed by the author and society really should think about having the "fruit cake" locked up - for the Armstrong doping explanation alone! Could think of a few on here.

3) A startling revelation into a MIB style world where we share the planet with ET type creatures who come out to each other via the secret code of "crossing" their arms.

I just can't decide which one.

As a Sirian A-list royal, I can confirm it is 2 & 3.

 

[BJH]

I think these aliens are all from Uranus, or someone's anus

 

[Iain M Norman]

We are actually laughing at the mentally ill.

But that doesn't mean it's not fecking hilarious.

 

[400bhp]

Do Thothians come from Thothages?

Don't they all have a lisp and eat thothages?

 

[Davidc]

What's the author's username on CC?

 

[Speicher]

Don't they all have a lisp and eat thothages?

Vegetarian thothages?