Several Pro cyclists are in fact Aliens

[Pedrosanchezo]

This has opened my eyes.........



I had always wondered and now i know. Aliens, in the pro peloton.

 

[zizou]

According to that i am Sirian b-list royal judging by how i fold my arms

You may now bow down before me. Unless of course you are an a-list royal

 

[Pedrosanchezo]

According to that i am Sirian b-list royal judging by how i fold my arms

You may now bow down before me. Unless of course you are an a-list royal

 

[Monsieur Remings]

Oh my days...

 

[Radchenister]

More interesting than the Misogyny debate, I notice there's no women in the list, or in the pictures either (except for a podium 'lady' - is that an acceptable term for a female alien?) another example of inherent exclusion and oppression IMO ...

 

[SWSteve]

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=c...omL7AammoGgCg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=979&bih=620

Look at all of THESE aliens!

 

[Hip Priest]

I love sites like this.

Another favourite (non cycling) is the Morrissey & Princess Diana phenomenon http://www.dianamystery.com/

 

[MisterStan]

Lance Armstrong's Doping Scandal Had to be a Ruse
After a week of work on this post, I've seen enough alien gestures in the group touched by the Lance Armstrong scandal to conclude that it's a ruse. I followed what I think is a trail to an underlying agenda. The situation is very bizarre considering it's a ruse on top of a ruse. There are now two extra pages in this post that explain my findings. I believe the pictures are very revealing. Pictures (of actions) speak louder than words.

Now that explains it all....

 

[Spinney]

 

[Boris Bajic]

Well I think a few of us have known about so-called Eddy Merckx for some time. This is not news.

Why, for example, would anyone from this planet choose Belgium?

Also, I saw an imge of him dating from the Roman occupation of Gaul (although not all of Gaul). Only an alien could travel in time like that.

Where the article falls down in with its accusations about Vince Nibali. I drank with him in Dagenham back in '98, when he was still trying to get his Italian accent right and was trying to get under fourteen stone. Good old 'Six Pints' Vince an alien? Do what? He's from Cannng Town, which was on Earth last time I was there. The lad's done well for himself....

 

[laurence]

it all makes sense now.





off for a lie down in a dark room.

 

[hopless500]

According to that i am Sirian b-list royal judging by how i fold my arms

You may now bow down before me. Unless of course you are an a-list royal

I am a Sirian A-list royal. How splendid.

 

[hopless500]

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

Im thinking Sagan must be in on it as well.

 

[Montelimar]

Stand aside Merckx, the Dawg has landed.