Seeya! - arallsopp does the LEL

[Fab Foodie]

Gripping yarn!

Allez allez!

 

[ianrauk]

A Faska Marmite top wearing terminator

I am becoming more and more suspicious that the one they call Arallsopp is not actually human...

He is infact a T1000, a Terminator composed entirely of a mimetic metal alloy, rendering it capable of monumental mile munching, near-perfect mimicry and rapid resistance/recovery from damage. Furthermore, it can use its ability to quickly liquify and assume forms in innovative and surprising ways, including fitting through narrow openings, morphing its human legs into solid metal tools for cycling immense distances!

I am right, I know I am!

 

[Aperitif]

I am becoming more and more suspicious that the one they call Arallsopp is not actually human...

He is infact a T1000, a Terminator composed entirely of a mimetic metal alloy, rendering it capable of monumental mile munching, near-perfect mimicry and rapid resistance/recovery from damage. Furthermore, it can use its ability to quickly liquify and assume forms in innovative and surprising ways, including fitting through narrow openings, morphing its human legs into solid metal tools for cycling immense distances!

I am right, I know I am!

This sounds remarkably like the description that Andy gave when he went out for a ride with dellzeqq - when 'arallsopp' first joined CycleChat.
If you can be bothered, read back through Andy's first posts to see what I mean.
But he is mad - agreed. He's like the horse whisperer and Coco the clown rolled into one...eh Andy?

 

[summerdays]

Anybody know where he is now... and I take it that it's bound to be raining there.

 

[Wigsie]

This sounds remarkably like the description that Andy gave when he went out for a ride with dellzeqq - when 'arallsopp' first joined CycleChat.
If you can be bothered, read back through Andy's first posts to see what I mean.
But he is mad - agreed. He's like the horse whisperer and Coco the clown rolled into one...eh Andy?

I now feel like a stalker but I found it. the circle is complete, he has become what he was once in awe of!

 

[Aperitif]

Post 10# - sweet innocence of youth...

 

[iLB]

mr allsopp is now headed south been through middleton, yorkshire, next stop cowold. good news he has even linked up with brian superstar of fnrttc fame

 

[Auntie Helen]

Message just received:

"Update from here: cockpit shot to sh1t, rear derailleur stuck in top, gremlins in the cables, starboard engine on fire. Coming in low and fast over North York Moors. Clear the decks!!! "

 

[iLB]

Message just received:

"Update from here: cockpit shot to sh1t, rear derailleur stuck in top, gremlins in the cables, starboard engine on fire. Coming in low and fast over North York Moors. Clear the decks!!! "

oh dear andy, keep going

 

[summerdays]

That doesn't sound too good..... but is that normal for this event anyway?

 

[summerdays]

Thanks for that I know nothing about the event at all but interested since a cc'er is doing it.

 

[Aperitif]

Here summerdays take a look if you have time.

I'm keeping an eye out for the trails of black smoke belching out from Andy's collapsed undercarriage...

 

[summerdays]

But what I want is a little map of his progress and showing me how I can track him... I find the lack of information frustrating and there is nothing on that website showing how people are doing (or have I missed it). Would anyone have finished by now or is that a bit unrealistic? Do they cycle in groups or is it really spread out as each person goes at their own pace? I can't wait for the after event write up.

 

[John Ponting]

First rider back to Lee Valley at 0125 Wednesday morning followed by Four Italians arrived Lee Valley 04.55

Not bad for an 0830 Sunday start; Cheshunt to Dalkeith and back.

 

[longers]

I saw him this morning at somepoint, he ate, we mumbled, he left. He shouldn't be too far off now. Chapeau to all who entered - it was a bit grim for them.

There's some proper nutters out there