Elmer Fudd
Miserable Old Bar Steward
- Location
- Durham, and I am the eejit
The (not so) funniest theft story I've ever heard /been involved in happened to my Mom, she'd just got a new dyson vacuum and the first time she used it, a desperate call of nature came upon her, when she came back downstairs, no vacuum and two (apparently good) guard dogs sitting looking at her with dopey faces and tongues lolling out their gobs