Santa's little helper

[postman]

Just a little story about today.I help out every friday at a mum's and toddlers group at a local community centre.Today was Party time.We had a Santa.Lets call the guy Richard cos thats his name.He has the frame.Well the children had just finished three carols when i got the nod to open the door to let Santa in.Well the welcome he got nearly brought me to tears.Richard himself is such a wonderful bloke.But his Santa is just awesome.There were hugs and photos given and taken.The mums and dads were superb.We had budgeted for 28 pressies.But i had kept an eye on the numbers and had to nip out quick to get five more pressies.So nobody would miss out.I have never been that close seeing a Santa in action.It is quite something i can tell you.The look on the childrens faces is a picture.So on my cv now a helper of Santa.

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

'tis a GOOD thing you done today.

 

[bonj2]

is a santa's little helper like a mothers little helper? i.e. a mogadon?

 

[snorri]

OOhhh bonj

 

[Abitrary]

Just a little story about today.I help out every friday at a mum's and toddlers group at a local community centre.Today was Party time.We had a Santa.Lets call the guy Richard cos thats his name.He has the frame.Well the children had just finished three carols when i got the nod to open the door to let Santa in.Well the welcome he got nearly brought me to tears.Richard himself is such a wonderful bloke.But his Santa is just awesome.There were hugs and photos given and taken.The mums and dads were superb.We had budgeted for 28 pressies.But i had kept an eye on the numbers and had to nip out quick to get five more pressies.So nobody would miss out.I have never been that close seeing a Santa in action.It is quite something i can tell you.The look on the childrens faces is a picture.So on my cv now a helper of Santa.

sorry postman...

but I looked at that massive paragraph and am sure I felt blood vessels burst in both the left and right hand sides of my brain at the same time.

Why don't you split it into sentences / thoughts?

 

[postman]

Cos i got to admit me skoolin wer a bit it and miss.Parents wer threatened wiv prosekushun if i did not attend more regular like.Skool attendance officer had to eskort me a few times.Till i got over being afraid.Hated big school till 3rd year.And that is the truth.So me inglish gramma is not too gud.And i never new me grandad.