Sad news if you ever played D&D

[papercorn2000]

Yeah, see Monkey, we're serious!

 

[Renard]

In Lanarkshire D&D is drunk and disorderly

 

[got-to-get-fit]

If I remember we were still able to smoke and drink beer while playing D&D and even some girls played it too!
I think they were girls? Girls smell nice and have lumps in their jumpers don't they?

Not the ones that play D&D.


I have never understood the attraction of rolling dice and talking about dwarves and stuff. To me it was always smelly kids with untrendy clothes, basin cut hairstyles, and those glasses with one frosted lens. They usually wore those calculator watches and always had an immaculatley kept geometry set at school.

I was far more interested in music, girls and more girls, with a side order of girls.
Did i mention i liked girls.

 

[Flying_Monkey]

I know, I've done a research paper on this.

Just because I addded a serious note, doesn't mean I didn't appreciate the intention.

And you can't get enough jokes about 10' poles...

 

[papercorn2000]

Twist all you want Monkey, yer card is marked!

 

[papercorn2000]

Not the ones that play D&D.


I have never understood the attraction of rolling dice and talking about dwarves and stuff. To me it was always smelly kids with untrendy clothes, basin cut hairstyles, and those glasses with one frosted lens. They usually wore those calculator watches and always had an immaculatley kept geometry set at school.

I was far more interested in music, girls and more girls, with a side order of girls.
Did i mention i liked girls.

Were these the kids who did computers and stuff? I think you'll find it was! We now have the ability to rule the world, bwahahahahaha!