Robbed last night.

[Shaun]

let's hope he thinks it's some new, more aromatic type of dope.

"Mike, where did you get this?"
"Yeah Mike, where? This is some really good sh..!"

 

[classic33]

Agreed, if Classic can report it in a no-fuss way - it would be annoying to go along and say "Hey, lads, you'd won't believe this, but hey, keep an eye out round there" and get stuck for hours filling in forms!

Thats the reason I didn't want to phone it in. I'd have been wasting their time, I feel. However funny what was taken may seem. There is also the chance that given the time of night it happenned that it may have received mor attention than it deserved. Call taker simply following proceedure classifying it as an emergency. I'll report it to the local NPT, no problem with that.
But there was the additional problem of describing the contents, just in case it was found or the person who had taken it was stopped whilst still carrying it.
Question now is does it belong to the dog, or me. And do I have to claim it if found.

 

[Arch]

Describing the contents isn't hard. If you want to be down to earth, "sh1t". If whimsical "poo". If scientific "Faeces".

 

[Cubist]

Sorry Arch, but "poo" really winds me up. I especially want to throw things at the telly when proper Doctors start using the word. FFS.

(rant over!)

 

[Cubist]

. I'll report it to the local NPT, no problem with that.
But there was the additional problem of describing the contents, just in case it was found or the person who had taken it was stopped whilst still carrying it.
Question now is does it belong to the dog, or me. And do I have to claim it if found.

Bring it up at your next PACT meeting.

(There's a joke in police circles that we spend our entire working lives desperately trying to reduce violent crime and burglary, stop cars getting stolen and broken into. We then hold meetings with the community so we can share the good news about reducing crime figures, and ask them to tell us what it is that really bugs them, so that we can create local priorities and pull together meaningful collaborative partnership solutions.

They always put dog-fouling at the top of the agenda.!)

 

[classic33]

Bring it up at your next PACT meeting.

(There's a joke in police circles that we spend our entire working lives desperately trying to reduce violent crime and burglary, stop cars getting stolen and broken into. We then hold meetings with the community so we can share the good news about reducing crime figures, and ask them to tell us what it is that really bugs them, so that we can create local priorities and pull together meaningful collaborative partnership solutions.

They always put dog-fouling at the top of the agenda.!)

My next one will be this Wednesday. Appreciate the suggestion.

 

[ufkacbln]

Sorry Arch, but "poo" really winds me up. I especially want to throw things at the telly when proper Doctors start using the word. FFS.

(rant over!)

I hope when you are talking about Doctors that you aren't referring to the "Poo Lady" Gillian McKeith, or to give her her medical title..... Gillian McKeith

 

[Cubist]

I meant that Dr Christian bloke with Dr Pixie and so on. (You know, the programme we all watch in the vague hope someone else has a bit of an issue with the size of their flange.)

 

[classic33]

I meant that Dr Christian bloke with Dr Pixie and so on. (You know, the programme we all watch in the vague hope someone else has a bit of an issue with the size of their flange.)

Er no, am I missing much by not seeing it?

 

[Cubist]

Depends on who has an oversized flange this week to be fair. It's better on Sky Plus so you can fast forward through the detailed haemorrhoid treatment .............

 

[ufkacbln]

Depends on who has an oversized flange this week to be fair. It's better on Sky Plus so you can fast forward through the detailed haemorrhoid treatment .............

Is this a short segment or is there piles of it?

 

[Cubist]

Is this a short segment or is there piles of it?

They did one episode almost entirely devoted to circumcision, but I thought it was a bit off.

 

[classic33]

They did one episode almost entirely devoted to circumcision, but I thought it was a bit off.

Only a bit, or more of a snippet.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sorry Arch, but "poo" really winds me up. I especially want to throw things at the telly when proper Doctors start using the word. FFS.

(rant over!)

The American Poop is even worse - you aren't 3, so stop speaking like it, FFS!

 

[classic33]

Could we take Kathleen Meyers book as the way to say it.
http://books.google.co.uk/books/about/How_to_Shit_in_the_Woods.html?id=xTA72GxFjasC