There's been some funny stories going around on t'internet about the great man.
There were some very relevant signs around when he was in his pomp at Anfield. There's a church in Dovecot that always has a sign outside asking questions of the believers. Once it read, 'What would you do if the Lord came to Liverpool?' and someone had written underneath, 'Move St. John to Left Wing.' So they came up with another sign which read simply, 'Jesus Saves' and someone had written underneath, 'St. John gets the rebound'