Right, come the revolution...

[Speicher]

...and bears. Bears are good too!

I face a possible intractable problem here. I have a bear approx, five inches tall, and he is wearing a Mercedes Benz t-shirt. (He also has a key ring coming out of his head.)

By virtue of his being a bear - his continued existence is allowable, but if he takes off his t-shirt he will soon be a very cold bear. Arch - can you knit a jumper for him, chest size 3 inches, incorporating your Revolutions's logo, please. Or send me the relevant pattern, thank you so much.

 

[domtyler]

All hills will be down.
All winds will be tail.

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmer Fudd
Everybody will be force fed a minimum of 1 album of Beautiful South before going out on a Friday night then there will be less fights in the taxi queues.

There will, however, be a significant rise in domestic violence.

Too many taxi rank bust ups and the perps may find themselves 'relocated'







Mwahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

I sincerely apologise, I forgot there will be no private (hire ?) vehicles

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

What about pedal rickshaws?

 

[Chuffy]

Oi! Rex Chuffy Imperator Mundi here.
No revolutions unless I say so.
And I demand tribute.
Bring me a sloth and I'll think about it...​

 

[Rhythm Thief]

OK, re-introductions of previously native species is good. How far back do we go? Holocene, or pre-holocene? Any excuse to release elephants....

Come on, more policies!

Bring back the European Pond Tortoise. I always thought they sounded like nice animals.

 

[Chuffy]

Oh and if I let you have a revolution can I just add that Rapha wearers, fixie fashionistas, wannabe couriers and anyone riding a Condor will have their bike replaced with a 70s shopper and their kit replaced by a drip dry, zip-up-the-back nylon old lady dress. With fur lined bootees.

Now, where's that sloth? ​

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Great. Now you've just GIVEN the answers away.

I knew them anyway. Fifteen years of driving 2CVs teaches you what colour LHM is.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

He's not the only one with an H! Anyone running/restoring an H should be given god like status. Fighting rust on these things should be considered a great public service and be rewarded. Just found some more on mine Need to cut out and replace part of the floor

I had to replace most of the box section under the rear of the cab on mine. What fun that was.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Lorries to be banned.

Damn, that's me out of a job. Can I tell my boss that you've banned all lorries as from now? I won't have to go to work tomorrow then.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Fair point. Well done. Was just testing you there.

While we're on the subject, the CEO of Disney to be forced to crawl on his hands and knees to the descendants of E H Shephard and give back the copyright to those drawings. Henceforth, all representations of Pooh and friends to be EH Shephard, not Disney.

Oh yes, I agree with that. Disney's reprehensible massacring of the A. A. Milne / E. H. Shepherd classics could have easily gone on the "Things that annoy you" thread for me.

 

[longers]

While you're off work tomorrow perhaps you could take the time to make your avatar a sensible size eh?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

a good new law would make it illegal to invent a sport, export it to jonny foreigner and then get beaten by them for forever and a day. let's keep tiddlywinks a strictly british affair from now on shall we?

 

[Rhythm Thief]

While you're off work tomorrow perhaps you could take the time to make your avatar a sensible size eh?

I will when I get around to working out how young Starseven made it so big when he changed it. My chosen avatar was a nice, small, picture of my H van.

 

[longers]

My chosen avatar was a nice, small, picture of my H van.

Aye, it were right good too.