Ride 100.

[Ming the Merciless]

Sounds hellish. I'd want to be paid more than that.

But what will you offer in your VIP package to make it value for money?

 

[Drago]

For £271 I’ll ride with you, and arrange a pub feed stop with a free pint for you. Payment in advance.

I’ll arrange a route through officially closed roads to give that vibe as well. Plenty of roadworks closing roads at the moment.

I offer a similar experience, but for extra authenticity I employ angry locals to argue about the roadblocks and knock Marshals over with their cars.

 

[Punkawallah]

For £271 I’ll ride with you, and arrange a pub feed stop with a free pint for you. Payment in advance.

I’ll arrange a route through officially closed roads to give that vibe as well. Plenty of roadworks closing roads at the moment.

You’ll be on ‘Only Fans’, next.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

You’ll be on ‘Only Fans’, next.

Who says I’m not?

 

[Punkawallah]

Well, you must be using a ‘nom de guerre’.

 

[CXRAndy]

Fools and their money

It's called disposable income. What might be alot of money to you, could be literally pennies to others.