Riddles and Puzzles

[Night Train]

I heard someone on the radio who said they had an aunt or a granny or something who was a compulsive hoarder, and who had a tin in a kitchen cupboard labelled "Pieces of String too short to be useful"

That'll be me one day...

One day? One day?
Have you seen the bits of string on top of my bike parts shelving from after we cleared those tents?

 

[classic33]

I heard someone on the radio who said they had an aunt or a granny or something who was a compulsive hoarder, and who had a tin in a kitchen cupboard labelled "Pieces of String too short to be useful"

That'll be me one day...

One day? One day?
Have you seen the bits of string on top of my bike parts shelving from after we cleared those tents?

Is that bits of string or pieces of string? You two are going to have to have to come some agreement over that part you know!

 

[Night Train]

Is that bits of string or pieces of string? You two are going to have to have to come some agreement over that part you know!

Pits of string!
That's what we'll end up with, Pits of string.

 

[Arch]

We better start digging them now then....

Thinking about, I would refer to a collection as 'pieces of string', but if I wanted one while I was wokring on something, I'd say "hand me a bit of string". Does that help?

 

[Andy_R]

Possibly. But what gives Eight.
And
Whatever it is you've got I don't want it!

Seven gives eight. Can I join the club now?

 

[classic33]

Seven gives eight. Can I join the club now?

That would be up to the members not me.
Okay, if you think he's correct can he "join the club".

 

[NotthatJasonKenny]

This isn't just cuts of wood or something silly like that is it, because I did metalwork!?

 

[Speicher]

Cuts of wood? well it could be, if your answer matches the correct one.

 

[Speicher]

That would be up to the members not me.
Okay, if you think he's correct can he "join the club".

Yes, I think so.

I am still compiling a very devious puzzle. Speically for you, Classic!

 

[classic33]

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Yes, I think so.

I am still compiling a very devious puzzle. Speically for you, Classic!

Thats whats bothering me. Having done this one I can't duck out of yours.

OK.
At this point we have Six "white flaggers" (one repeater).

 

[NotthatJasonKenny]

I think it's time to tell...

 

[classic33]

I think it's time to tell...

Not yet. Time waits for no man.

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Two will give One, whilst Six can give nothing

Not an orgy, then? :-(

 

[NotthatJasonKenny]

Not yet. Time waits for no man.

Oh well, count me out then...life is too short!

 

[MossCommuter]

classic33 (or is that classic55?); I think it is time