Riddles and Puzzles

[classic33]

What about the prisioners?
5 months on & no answer.

 

[Beebo]

I just cheated and googled the answer, i'm not surprised no one has got it right yet.

 

[ufkacbln]

Getting a BJ from the au pair.

OT....

Several years ago we phoned friends and got their 5 year old on the phone.

She explained in a matter of fact way that Mummy and Daddy were not taking calls because Daddy had tried to kiss the babysitter!

 

[ufkacbln]

Down the boozer!


and they're my serious answers!

.. and the hangover was a real "Mother"?

 

[glasgowcyclist]

The warden meets with 23 new prisoners when they arrive. He tells them, "You may meet today and plan a strategy. But after today, you will be in isolated cells and will have no communication with one another.
...
What is the strategy they come up with so that they can be free?

Beat the warden unconscious there and then, and use his keys to get out.

GC

 

[User482]

If you treat this as two simultaneous equations, and solve for the age of the child, the child's age is -0.75.
Therefore it's being conceived right now.
Shall I pass the Kleenex?

9 months is measured from the last menstruation before conception. Given that there's going to be at least a week or two between this and conception, the father and the mother may not even have met yet.

 

[green1]

I am guessing here, that you are older than five!

Maybe physically but not mentally.

 

[MisterStan]

Cram?

 

[marknotgeorge]

pia?

 

[Maverick Goose]

Umami?

 

[stephec]

WGAF?

 

[Melonfish]

SPAM!

 

[colly]

Origami? If not I'll fold...........

You crease me up.

 

[classic33]

Give the final two letters in this sequence.

C, G, I, J, L, M, N, S, U, V, _, _.

Whats the reason?

 

[RecordAceFromNew]

W, Z

From a topological standpoint these are the letters that don't have intersections (e.g. E) or enclosed space (e.g. A) etc.