Unless she's being deceitful, I don't think that Arch is pregnant, an infant nor under 16.
Now stop being dramatic and read your link properly.
No, indeed, none of those. And I can't help thinking that one swordfish steak in 38 years isn't going to kill me. Not that I care much if it does...
Ok, so in the end I tried to take a little advice for everyone, I marinaded it for a few minutes in the juice of half a lime and some black pepper, then wrapped it in foil, with some chopped spring onion, and steamed it. In the water I steamed it over, I cooked some Chinese egg noddles, and I also steamed some ribbons of courgette (made with a potato peeler). While it was cooking, I made a vinagrette from the other half of the lime, olive oil, and more spring onions and black pepper. I served the swordfish in its juices (with a little butter melted over for the last minute), and the noodles and courgette ribbon served on the side, with the vinagrette poured over. It was quite nice, althoguh I may have overdone the limeyness a bit. Maybe done without it on the noodles etc. The swordfish itself was tender and not at all dry, although I don't know if I'll buy it again (too expensive unless very much reduced to clear). The best thing was that with one pan for the water for the noodles, and the steamer, I cooked it all on one ring, and there was very little to wash up.