Q. Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?

[gratts]

Go on, have a little guess!
I'm eating a Penguin, thought I'd share the brilliant joke with you all.
They must be employing monkeys to come up with this wit!

 

[ChrisKH]

Because they forgot their briefcase?

 

[Greedo]

No pockets!

 

[surfgurl]

No opposable thumbs?!

 

[gratts]

Greedo got it, must on par with his wit..

Because they have no pockets!

 

[Greedo]

Either that or I eat too many biscuits

Greedo got it, must on par with his wit..

Because they have no pockets!

 

[longers]

I complained to whoever makes Penguins about the quality of their jokes a few years ago. They sent me two 20p off vouchers.

 

[gratts]

Brilliant!!

 

[Ashtrayhead]

I complained to whoever makes Penguins about the quality of their jokes a few years ago. They sent me two 20p off vouchers.

Mummy and Daddy Penguin?