Pub quiz questions 2

[rich p]

Fatima Whitbread

I'm led to believe that due to excessive steroid use she grew excess body hair which eventually reached as far as her bollix

 

[Tetedelacourse]

I'm led to believe that due to excessive steroid use she grew excess body hair which eventually reached as far as her bollix

 

[Tetedelacourse]

You are holding a 10p and a 1p

HIPPO GIVE ME THAT COCONUT BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE UNJUSTLY GETS IT. I TOOK 4 MINS TO FIGURE OUT THE COINS.

 

[Arch]

3 x 2p plus 1 x 5p, or
6 x 1p plus 1 x 5p, or
2 x 5p plus 1 x 1p, or
5 x 2p plus 1 x 1p, or
4 x 2p plus 3 x 1p, or
3 x 2p plus 5 x 1p, or
2 x 2p plus 7 x 1p, or
1 x 2p plus 9 x 1p

You said two coins, not how many of each.

Nooooooooooooooooo! It'll be ducks all over again...

 

[mickle]

If one were to paint a line starting in Glastonbury and travelling due north it would pass straight through Hereford and miss Edinburgh by 14 miles.

Does the line pass to the east or the west of Edinburgh.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

If one were to paint a line starting in Glastonbury and travelling due north it would pass straight through Hereford and miss Edinburgh by 14 miles.

Does the line pass to the east or the west of Edinburgh.

Does this mean you can't get leyed in Edinburgh

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

If one were to paint a line starting in Glastonbury and travelling due north it would pass straight through Hereford and miss Edinburgh by 14 miles.

Does the line pass to the east or the west of Edinburgh.

Or does it really go thro Miss Edinburgh

 

[Speicher]

I thought you were "doing a Bonj" on page 1!!

As a comparatively new poster on this forum, would you care to enlighten me what a Bonj is? Was it a compliment? I've heard of bunks and bonks

 

[Speicher]

Alex's birthday is in September, so why does he celebrate it in March?

 

[mr_hippo]

HIPPO GIVE ME THAT COCONUT BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE UNJUSTLY GETS IT. I TOOK 4 MINS TO FIGURE OUT THE COINS.

Don't shout. I'll bring you over a nice fresh, juicy pineapple, will that do?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Alex's birthday is in September, so why does he celebrate it in March?

He lives in March

 

[Speicher]

Yes, twentysix by twentyfive, correct. The original was something about record temperatures, but I could not remember the exact details.

 

[sideshowbob]

Why don't polar bears eat penguins?

polar bears-artica

penguins-antartica

 

[graham56]

Why don't polar bears eat penguins?

can`t get the wrappers off

 

[Tetedelacourse]

AARGH! I was about to accept my pineapple contentedly but both Graham and Sideshowbob have tried to diddle me again! Are my posts invisible?!!!