GC: Uran
Points: Sagan
Most aggressive (do we go for this, since there is no climber jersey??): Kadri
Lantern rouge: I might as well be looking for a needle in a hay stack, but here we go: Ilesic (who??
do you think... indeed that's what my hope is based on
)
Stage 1: Greipel
Stage 2: Greipel
Stage 3: Kristoff
Stage 4: Stybar
Stage 5: Froome
Stage 6: Bouhanni
See, the thing with going for too many obvious ones if you don't have any points - like me - is that you won't make that much ground up, so I'm going fairly wild with guesses
Uran for overall (without winning a stage), Sagan for green (without winning a stage), Kristoff actually winning a sprint against Sagan, Stybar sneaking away in the last kilometers of a stage, Greipel being a bit tired in the end and getting whipped by Bouhanni.