Present for Mrs D.....what do you think of these ideas?

[Dave7]

Leaving it a bit late I know but true love will succeed.
Three ideas in mind.
1. a JML facial hair remover.
2. a years supply of Marigold gloves
3. a decent cookery book (seen one in
the local charity shop. A bit battered
but ok). The shop also had some
decent 2nd hand knickers so I could
add a couple of pairs of them as well.
I'm just not sure which one she will appreciate most.
Any thoughts ?

 

[PeteXXX]

Winning theme there...
Just need a flat iron to really make MrsDave mega happy

 

[Spinney]

Buy her anything off your list, and a baseball bat as well - exercise will be good for her.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Don't buy her anything that might be difficult to extract from your arse.

 

[PaulB]

Doesn't she need a new bike?

 

[mudsticks]

If I were you I'd throw in a six pack of industrial wipes, too.

So she can clear up your pulped remains

 

[fossyant]

Get yourself some good running shoes at the same time

 

[Hugh Manatee]

I have been trying to convince Mrs Manatee that she really want a lathe and/or a milling machine. Total failure so far.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

How about a home decorator kit? They are popular this time of year.

 

[roadrash]

mrs roadrash has asked for something black and lacey, cant wait to see her face as she unwraps her doc martens..

I bought her a new bag and a new belt last year.....the hoover was as good as new

 

[mudsticks]

How about a home decorator kit? They are popular this time of year.

As in vouchers towards a reliable local tradesman??

Good plan

Most women I know, would like that.

Particularly, if they properly attend to the 'details'

 

[classic33]

 

[Levo-Lon]

I worked for a guy who got his wife a cement mixer for Christmas..
He was a bit eccentric, but surprisingly he survived

 

[jefmcg]

Leaving it a bit late I know but true love will succeed.
Three ideas in mind.
1. a JML facial hair remover.
2. a years supply of Marigold gloves
3. a decent cookery book (seen one in
the local charity shop. A bit battered
but ok). The shop also had some
decent 2nd hand knickers so I could
add a couple of pairs of them as well.
I'm just not sure which one she will appreciate most.
Any thoughts ?

Dave, I am sure you love your wife, and respect her.

But I mystified by this (and many other posts I see on cyclechat), why do you think it's funny to pretend you are going to ruin her Christmas?

We are not all blokes her, it isn't just bantz. These posts make me (and I know other female CC members) think less of the posters.

(maybe men too, but I don't have intel about that)

 

[Dave7]

Dave, I am sure you love your wife, and respect her.

But I mystified by this (and many other posts I see on cyclechat), why do you think it's funny to pretend you are going to ruin her Christmas?

We are not all blokes her, it isn't just bantz. These posts make me (and I know other female CC members) think less of the posters.

(maybe men too, but I don't have intel about that)

Well we have had 50 great years.
But I think you are sooo wrong.
As a married MAN I couldnt make the comment about my husband.
I would not be offended if a woman made a similar post about her lovely husband.
But lets not get serious here.