The n+1 bike rule means there is no help mate.
It all started when I got a 70s 5 speed. It didn't seem like it would do any harm. In fact it all seemed a bit of fun. After a while it just wasn't doing it for me, I felt I needed something else to give me a thrill. Then someone asked if I would like to try something more exotic. A nice Reynolds 501, surely a little dabble wouldn't hurt. Everyone told me to be careful and not get addicted. I can handle it, I thought. Soon even that wasn't enough. I needed more. Before I knew it I'd moved up to even more and soon the more expensive Reynolds 531 was my main vice of choice. But that just left me wanting more and then I started mixing, just a little at first but then more and more adding campagnolo and shimano dura ace in with the Reynolds 531. Oh what a rush. Could life get any better. But woe, all this was costing more and soon the hunger was back. Columbus, Ishiwata and tange soon filtered through my hands and the pleasure it gave was exquisite but after the rush came the withdrawals and pangs of guilt. Soon I spent time and money in search of more. Then one day I realised I was addicted and those shiny bits and curvaceous lugs was all I could think about.
My name is Tony and I'm addicted to bikes. If you know someone just like Tony then please direct them to cyclechat. At cyclechat we have people who understand how to deal with the anguish of not owning that next bike. The urgent need and the low despair of missing out on
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Lastly, please remember, a bike is for life, not just for Xmas.