BigonaBianchi
Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
- Location
- Iskele TRNC & Mordor UK
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BigonaBianchi
Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
- Location
- Iskele TRNC & Mordor UK
are those holy mints?
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
- Location
- SE London, Bandit Country
I got the perfect joke(for me)in a cracker last week!!
How does Jack Frost get to work?
By Icicle!
How does Jack Frost get to work?
By Icicle!
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BigonaBianchi
Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
- Location
- Iskele TRNC & Mordor UK
NE1410IS
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
- Location
- SE London, Bandit Country
53430706
Type that into a proper calculator and then read upside down!
Happy Christmas btw BOAB! May your Night Vision jacket shine like the star over Bethlehem!
(I got a black one like yours!
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Type that into a proper calculator and then read upside down!
Happy Christmas btw BOAB! May your Night Vision jacket shine like the star over Bethlehem!
(I got a black one like yours!
)
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BigonaBianchi
Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
- Location
- Iskele TRNC & Mordor UK
Merry Christmas to you 2.
Dunno 'bout bethlehem but it's doing alright over Basildon
Funtboy
Well-Known Member
- Location
- London via Jarrow
What's sweet and almondy and swings through the jungle?
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BigonaBianchi
Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
- Location
- Iskele TRNC & Mordor UK
..I think the American version is ..why does santa enjoy gardening so much..
Dave5N
Über Member
- Location
- Outside The Little Nibble
Why was the broom late?
Because it overswept.
(Already got me coat, just putting it on and I'll be off.)
Because it overswept.
(Already got me coat, just putting it on and I'll be off.)
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Ere we go then...........
Q Why did the Landlord refuse to serve the Ghost?
A Because he didn't have a licence to serve spirits.
Q What's the time when an elephant sits on your fence?
A Time to buy a new fence.
Q Whats sweet and swings through the jungle?
A Tarzipan.
Q Why can't you play card in the jungle?
A To many cheetahs.
Q Why can't you play jokes on snakes?
A Because you can't pull their legs?
Q How do you get two Whales in a car?
A Over the Severn Bridge.
Boom Boom!
Q Why did the Landlord refuse to serve the Ghost?
A Because he didn't have a licence to serve spirits.
Q What's the time when an elephant sits on your fence?
A Time to buy a new fence.
Q Whats sweet and swings through the jungle?
A Tarzipan.
Q Why can't you play card in the jungle?
A To many cheetahs.
Q Why can't you play jokes on snakes?
A Because you can't pull their legs?
Q How do you get two Whales in a car?
A Over the Severn Bridge.
Boom Boom!
beanzontoast
Guru
- Location
- South of The Peaks
Where should a seamstress set up home?
On the outskirts.
On the outskirts.
beanzontoast
Guru
- Location
- South of The Peaks
How did the human cannonball lose his job?
He got fired.
He got fired.
beanzontoast
Guru
- Location
- South of The Peaks
What do you call a very small mother?
A minimum.
A minimum.
