Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Stephen can no longer twang his banjo.

It’s gone slack with old age.

 

[stephec]

Paul loves to bang his bongos, just not in the front window if you don't mind though.

 

[MiK1138]

its a little known fact but Stephec put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp

 

[PaulSecteur]

Mik is banned from the local swimming baths.

Why?

It’s due to “a walrus related incident”.

That raises more questions than it answers.

 

[Ianboydsnr]

Whenever Paul is playing the rock scissor paper game, he always sticks out his middle finger

 

[PaulSecteur]

No matter how plausible the reason, how intricate the story, how compelling the argument never, repeat NEVER believe lanboy that you must sniff his fingers.

 

[Ianboydsnr]

If Paul Sectuer complements you on your bottom bracket, it has absolutely nothing to do with bicycles, nor should you risk bending over.

 

[colly]

Lanboydsnr is always boasting about his seatpost

 

[Ianboydsnr]

Colly is so named because at the weekend he dresses up as a dog and goes walkies.

 

[SteCenturion]

Ianboyd abreviation snr ....
snr being the warning SNoRer !

 

[PaulSecteur]

After being disappointed that he never got picked to go on big brother, ste has recreated the experience by putting cameras all round his house and live streaming the footage to be watched by absolutely no one.

 

[Speicher]

Paul is on the waiting list to appear in "First Dates".

 

[PaulSecteur]

If she is 100% sure no one will find out who dunnit, speicher will put a Jaffa cake where no Jaffa cake has any right to be.

 

[stephec]

Remember the advert with the teacher demonstrating full moon and half moon with Jaffa Cakes?

Never take up PS's offer of his version.

 

[Lavender Rose]

@stephec speaks from experience after his horrific Jaffa Cake ordeal.....