Post a lie about the poster above.

[postman]

Colly was stopped inside the new John Lewis store and asked is there a B & Q in Leeds,no he replied it is spelt L-E-E, (i'll get my coat).

 

[stephec]

Postie only wrote, 'I'll get my coat,' because he couldn't remember the D and S.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Stephec uses stabilisers and not just in winter

 

[Speicher]

Yukon Boy is practising for a snowboard competition. He is having problems with his goofy foot. The 540 triple with pirouette backside landing is challenging.

 

[stephec]

Speicher is always on the piste.

 

[accountantpete]

stephec worries himself to sleep by wondering what exactly is the matter with the Matterhorn before concluding that it really doesn't matter anyway.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

AccyPete wonders why folks climb Everest. You can buy double glazing from other outlets he says.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25 always goes to Iceland for his shopping..............has to listen to the BBC Shipping Forecast the night before.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh has his life savings invested in The Dogger Bank

 

[Speicher]

ACP's savings were lost when the River Bank collapsed.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher is the star of "Tales from the River Bank"

 

[Ming the Merciless]

26 is part of the Borg collective

 

[Toshiba Boy]

YB is like an iceberg............cool, smooth, and you only ever see 10% of him at anyone time.

 

[postman]

TB is a fashion icon.His latest skinny jeans worn all summer had so many slashes when he took them off to go swimming he looked like a Tiger.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Postie is still worried about the Zebra Crossing. Poor animal should be in Africa he says, not getting particulates and NOx up the nose